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The same thing as before. however, each card now has a short story to tell.

currently made lewdcards + story:

Lewdcard 01: Convenient Rains

its been raining cats and dogs lately! and you finally reached that pub you work in, Drenched from top to bottom, Almost late as usual... You rush to the backdoor, soaking wet, before finally putting your coat to a hanger, and begin your shift as soon as the bar opens. Though, there is something different today... Your boss is sitting in a nearby table, Almost naked.

"Been raining hard lately, eh?" She teased, before taking off her top completely to dry off. "Its been raining like hell lately, so i'd cut you off some slack... Honestly im surprised you even went to work during times like this." She continued, tossing off the soaked tshirt off somewhere, as she slowly walks to you. "How about i reward my most persistant employee, hn...?"

Lewdcard 02: To buy some lube...

another week, another time for you to deal with your groceries, though it seems that the air conditioner decided it was prime time to break. you've never felt such heat in one place before... you got most of everything in the cart, eggs, bacon, all the toiletries, all the greens. doesnt seem to be missing... ah, shoot. You forgot the lubricant. after all, who wouldnt love some self care?

Walking to the pharmacy section, you pass through some of the usuals, painkillers, supplements, condoms... before finally getting to where you need, some lubricant... though, something is off... the clerk is... showing off her tits.

"the lube? that would be 20 bucks... hm? oh! well, the air conditioner has been broken for a while... and i have to let these girls breathe somehow...!"

Lewdcard 03: Late Night Nudes

as usual, during late night, you're still awake, looking through whatever is trending on some sites, and whatever people are jerking off to on some porn sites. eventually, you got a hard-on...

getting your phone, you snarkly texted your FWB about it, not really thinking much about it as you continue to masturbate... though she did eventually reply with something...

Lewdcard 04: The Scientist and The Serum

you walk through door after door, keycard after keycard... you work for a laboratory, currently working on making an effective aphrosidiac, which has been fairly successful. it might be too successful though...

walking to the lab, the first thing you see immediately is your assistant, half naked, pushing her large breasts on the glass door... before seeing a test tube vial on the floor, with the aphrosidiac spilt. looks like it fell off and she inhaled too much of a dose... no problem, you know the protocol and you've done this before. she'd done the same thing to you too, of course.

you wear the necessary emergency mask from the cabinet, as you walk into the lab, gently pinning her to the table as you begin to undress. its protocol... you've both done this to each other many times already...

Lewdcard 05: Golfing with Nudists

Whack! Another miss. At this point, you've been swinging so much that they might as well throw away the scoring card. yet you persist... the ball went off far away, and now its up to you to look it for yourself. dissapointed, you went on your golf cart and slowly get towards where you assume it went.

Eventually, you found a lone golfer nearby... on closer inspection, it seems to be a childhood friend of yours, completely naked. You we're a bit shocked, but at the same time, you have heard that she's been a nudist for a bit now... awkwardly, you get closer to her, with a few hugs and greetings, trying to hide your growing and obvious erection.

"My...! You really cant hide it, dont you?" She chuckled, "How about we get it over with, hm? Go ahead... No ones watching yet..." Eventually, she bends down showing her ass for you to well... enjoy... though, you cant help but notice... is that the ball youre supposed to be looking for?

Lewdcard 06: A Great Canvas!

"An artist always finds new mediums to experiment with!" The scantily dressed artist said to you, her very close knitted roommate. "Which is why im thinking of getting you involved...!" The artist continued, as she slowly unbuttons her coat, letting you grow a tent between your legs. You of course, cant help but slowly take off your pants too.

"There we go...! Now why dont you give it all you got, yea? My tits are ready for you to paint..."

Lewdcard 07: Extra Saucy

You sit down with your date. You've never heard of this place before, definitely a fairly eccentric location though, whats with the fact that its in a red light district... "Trust me, i feel like you might like this place..." She chuckled, ordering some fettuccine, while you just ordered some good old porridge.

Eventually, the foods did arrive, and it tasted alright. "Alright... Heres the interesting part..." She raised her hand, calling in a waiter nearby, before asking for more sauce... It didnt take long until you realize that the gimmick of this restaurant is the fact that... You can have people cum on your food.

"There we go...! Say dear... do you mind if you... give me some more of that sauce?"

Lewdcard 08: Crowded, as Per usual

7 in the morning, rush hour. Everyones working their asses off to get into the metro, me included... So of course, the moment i went inside i had the displeasure to have my entire body pushed towards the walls. It didnt help that its starting to get real hot and musty here whats with all the people here, thank god i didnt wear my bra today.

But of course, SOMETHING Just had to happen. With how tight my top was, it didnt take long until the buttons popped out. Had to push my bare tits on the window for everyone to see. Yeah, like anyone would care...

I would be lying if i didnt say that it turned me on though...

Lewdcard 09: A bit too tight

The worst part about laundries is the fact that you have to wear clothes you never worn often during it. She knew it all too well at this point, wearing the only sports bra she had, an old one, smaller than her size, something she bought on accident once.

It didn't take long for it to give up and push her breasts out. And though she and the people around her might find it hot, She can't hide the fact that its really obnoxious at this point.

Lewdcard 10: Your morning Imp

Once again, you're being woken up early... by your Imp of course. You promised to feed her your cum earlier, so i guess you have to fulfill that promise now... You spawned her by accident while you were messing around with an old book of spells you found in your basement. And you felt bad for her, since no one ever summoned her... So you decided to take whatever deal she has to offer. Turns out the deal was sex. Alot of sex... Almost an excessive amount of it... ...You dont mind it much though. You work remotely anyways.

Lewdcard 11: The Mad Scientist

"Now now dear...! The lube is already has its effects...~ i cant let you go just yet! How about... 2 more days? Ahahah!~"

The scientist franticaly laughed, while you're tied up in a medical table, your cock constantly being milked dry... well, not dry... Whatever lube she gave you, it was definitely duplicating your cum load beyond excessive amounts... Though at this point you're too horny and sensitive to care.

Of course, you joined in willingly... She did say it might take days or so, and you're free for the whole month anyways... but it's a bit clear why you're the only willing participant here... But you dont mind it... it feels too good... and you dont regret every second of it.

Lewdcard 12: Fetish things are so Expensive...

i... i have no idea if its just from where im buying it, but i cant seem to find any TIGHT latex suits that wouldn't just rip apart almost instantly. Im very new to this fetish thing, and i just want to try it out, but with how often these break, i cant even try it! Maybe this is part of the fetish? The ripping thing is a bit hot, but i want it tight against my skin, and have it stay that way until i cum dangit!

It really doesnt help that they're so expensive! i couldve spent that money on a whole day's worth of food, or a half decent gourmet meal... instead im spending it on these... am i doing it wrong? was the quality just awful? maybe i need to call a friend to help me with this...

Lewdcard 13: You have to start from somewhere...

Its well known around the whole military at this point that the staff seargant, Deca, is a sex-averse virgin... She can't help herself, She wants to get into all the lewd things everybody else does... But still, its a bit too much for her...

No, she needs to get over it sooner or later... She walks towards a close friend of hers... Seargant Penta. She's going to ask him for some guidance, she needs it.

"A- Are you sure about this, Deca? You seem a bit too nervous... We can do this when you're more ready..." Penta continued, seeing Deca anxiously staring at his erect cock. "N- no, i... i think im ready..." Deca continued, As she began to stroke his member, ever so slowly being more confident... Its going to take a while for her to be ready for straight up sex, but its a good start...

Lewdcard 14: The Queen of Pythagorea

Its The pythagorean's heat season again... Which means the usual annual festivities and orgies as usual. Everyone is used to it nowadays, but the sight of the queen in the nearest tavern, giving someone a blowjob is still always a surprise, especially for any newcomers to the kingdom.

You'd think people would treat her like any other harlot... Clearly you haven't been in this place for a while. Other than the fact that they treat Prostitutes (Both Male and Female) With respect, Getting head from the queen is something people find honorable, and you're lucky if she would give you more than that! Slapping her ass and calling her a pointless slut would just get you kicked out of the place... Or worse if you really offended everyone!

Lewdcard 15: Its dangerous out there!

The dungeons in this area hasn't been taken care of properly as of late... And to be fair, even the dungeon master warned you of it, they haven't gotten the funding, and has only gotten into the hobby fairly recently.

It's fairly rare to find any lewd dungeons in your area, and you haven't been lucky enough to find any good ones when you do! This one included. All the tentacle traps are weak, or barely strong enough to even mess around with you, there are barely any monsters, and the few that does aren't interested, or couldn't give a damn about you, and all the aphrosidiac traps ran out many moons ago!

As you delve deeper and deeper, you eventually found something glistening against your lit torch... Its a slime monster! Or a slime girl specifically. She seems very interested in what you have packing... It hasn't been a good dungeon experience, but maybe she might make it better...

Lewdcard 16: Treat em' well

After waiting for days, You finally got the few traps an 'evil' mistress like you would need in your dungeons... A tentacle trap, of course!

It took a while, growing it from a few 'seeds' you bought from a fairly well liked store for anything dungeon-related, Feeding it whatever plants and herbs it needed for the very specific kind of behaviour she desires from her tentacles... It took a while, but it's well worth it!

One thing that alot of newcomers wouldn't understand is that if you want your tentacles to thrive, You need to take care of em' well! It would be almost cruel to not let them taste and fuck you senseless (If you want them to act like that...!)

So of course without much hesitation, you jump into the pile of writhing and slimy tentacles. it's the second time you've done it this week, and it shows! Your tentacles are quite the talk of everyone in the hobby, and those slithering beings are happy to show why.

Lewdcard 17: Strippin with the fishes

There is this eccentric ol' strip club near a town im in, which i usually ignore. It's the usual weird place that rich people go to when theyre bored. But i had some expendable cash to throw at that time, so i decided to visit it.

It's... certainly something! I didn't expect the whole place to be very... aquarium heavy, and of course, it only escalated when one of the strippers went into one of them...

Lewdcard 18: Good ol' Toungejob

One thing that desert botanists are real good on, is to use their tongues for some real good... 'tonguejobs'.

their tongues stick on your cock instead of lubricating it, so it feels closer to that of a handjob than it is a blowjob... it might be an issue for some, but god, they can get you to cum loads and loads... and of course, they'll swallow the whole load. But with how hot the desert can be, who can blame them? Many of my fellow researchers here would do the same...

Lewdcard 19: Biologist to Biologist

The silence in the lab's infirmary was deafening. No one's using it yet, so the two of you had all the time needed to do well... whatever they wanted. Prof. Acacyn was still a virgin, of course, so she was quite nervous.

"Uh... i... are you uhm... be gentle, will you?" She quietly requested, slowly taking off her top. What they're doing is probably not approved by the lab... But they can probably write it off as "experiments" and be done with it... And so they fucked... for hours...

Lewdcard 20: Now yer' just showin off!

One neat thing about heat festivals is that you get to show off your assets! Of course, we dont discriminate or mock anyone for any bodyshape! But its fun to get these sweaty ol' rumps out in the open... And letting strangers watch your nude body shake? That's just the first part!

it gets better once they get all touchy with you... finger your ass, finger them back... fondling every part of my body? OOOooohh! that's where the fun begins!

Lewdcard 21: Coworker's little secret

I've been... doing this thing with a coworker of mine... I got involved in this whole thing after i accidentally found some uhm... interesting implements on my coworkers office, by accident of course! but well... i suppose she has ways with words, because now here i am, tied up to a leash, while she tells me to bark for her.

its well... yeah it's embarrasing, downright humiliating... especially when she parades me around at night outside... i think another coworker saw me once. but well... i'm starting to love it...

Lewdcard 22: Under the table...

Looks like tesella caught someone jerking off to her in the office! No worries, taking care of these horny little varmints is one of her favourite things.

being horny herself, the first thing she does is to pin them down onto the floor and milk them for all they're worth... as is customary!

Lewdcard 23: Glass!

Well! Uh... this is an interesting photoshoot... I don't mind it, its a bit kinky i guess? But you know... just never seen uhm... nevermind...-

uncomfortable? oh! no, no im fine! well, the cold glass up my pussy is a bit well... i wouldnt say uncomfortable, but it is uh... something... hm? Oh! am i covering it with my... Ah, uh... well, uhm...

Lewdcard 24: Tentacle Inspection

A good tentacle trap for your unsuspecting visitors is always a good way to harmlessly trap people in your lewd dungeons, but of course, like any old dungeon, it all needs to be following regulations! which is why this ol' inspector is here to check up on the tentacles.

The tentacles love her of course! Doing the only thing they can do, coiling and fucking her senselessly... She's fine of course, its her job after all, though i did hear some occasional loud moans. Looks like she's getting quite comfortable there!

Turns out there were some issues! The tentacles are fine of course, but they were reaching close to size limits... Some safety hazards like a sharp ledge and some malfunctioning systems here and there meant i got a hefty fine! I was almost tempted to trap the inspector there forever... But im an evil mistress, not a psychopath!

Lewdcard 25: Let it out...

Getting horny and erect in the middle of a walk is never fun. You'd think it will be, but it's usually just an uncomfortable walk from one spot to another. But you can't take it anymore. You've been erect for more than 3 hours now!

Walking towards the nearest alleyway, you take off your tank top and let your cock out. You're in a red light district anyways, People wouldn't care too much. Hell, some might join in for the fun.

And that might be the case, as you did see a few interested visitors to your session today...

Lewdcard 26: You'll get it... eventually

Day 349 - Yet another, ANOTHER laughing lady. You've spent most of your money on this one gachapon for one of the rare "Golden Ladies", A model with a cone hat and coated in shiny, though plastic gold. But that hasnt been the case! Your apartment is flooded with these Common laughing ladies, you'd think you've lost it! In fact, you probably already did.

Lewdcard 27: Good Ol' Cowgirl

Nothin is better than a milky cowgirl, and your friend knows that fact pretty well... As you walked back home, your friend greeted you with her large pair of breasts.

You've been eyeing up these pairs for a while, and perhaps she eventually catched on. Of course, to complete the set, she's wearing your average cowgirl outfit, and she's leakin already.

"Well? Don't just stare man... Come on in, i'll give ya' a treat on the bedroom..."

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