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humans are well... humans. sure they look different, but thats just how i prefer to draw them. its a stylistic choice i suppose. but if you like the idea of blob headed people replacing real humans then have fun jacking off! their history is the same as yours, except everyone has blobs as heads instead. and also that they live in the future (unlike you)
after this sentence, all words here will be in the first person view of a different person, most notably a human scientist. i am not a scientist.
alright with that out of the way... hi! i am a human researcher from earth.
note: some of my other researcher pals are botanists, i like them! there are no pythagorean researchers yet, due to current restrictions.
pythagoreans are strange geometric esque headed 'aliens' that live in a nearby galaxy. they live in a planet called pythagorea, (and for conviniences sake) all of the planets continents are ruled by the same leader.
the world is then seperated by sectors, some follow a grid pattern, while others follow the topology of the continent. each of these sectors are taken care of by a "sector leader", and they have responsibility of leading and making local laws in said sectors. however, all of said laws will be governed and checked by the main leader, or the president.
pythagoreans are known for their extreme horniness. pythagoreans have larger breasts and thighs, and unlike humans, they experience heat. pythagoreans has high libido, which makes them what they are. brothels and love hotels are quite common to accomodate this. during heat season, pythagoreans are allowed to have sex with anyone publicly outside. though if theyre unlucky, the best they can do is jack off in their rooms.
of course, just randomly fucking outside isnt really allowed outside of heat season, but usually people (and authorities) dont really mind it much. as long as you clean up your mess once you're done, you're good to go. otherwise, itll be a fairly pricey fine.
Pythagorea didnt just appear out of nowhere, of course. around (note: human centric term) the pre-medival ages before the creation of 'the pythagorean empire', there are many kingdoms all throughout the planet, and like most kingdoms, they tend to hate each other. due to their high sex drive, and maybe other reasons, theyre extremely violent to each other, and will commit actions of assault, destruction, and general heresy. of course, after a constant repeat of war after war, some kingdoms grew tired of this, and created 'the pythagorean empire'.
the pythagorean empire started up as a small peacefull group of kingdoms, interested in growing via peacefull non violent methods. violence is always a last option for them, and they tend to give mercy to the citizens of each kingdom. they try to keep the kill count low aswell. after a long while, they grew large, nearly encompassing half of the planet. they didnt take over the entire planet up until around (note: human centric term) the 70s.
though pythagoreans are extremely horny since their conception, freedom of sex wasnt as common until (note: human centric term) the medival ages, when queen Abicus the III takes the throne. she was a very noble and humble leader, but most people know her due to her extreme horniness, which is only amplified during heat. during her reign, she allowed sex to be done publicly, and she often have sex with multiple people. shes known to go to brothels just to fullfill her desires. if youre lucky enough in her reign, you might be able to get sucked by her personally. of course, even though she is steeping low into the class of a prostitute, everyone still treats her with royalty and respect either way. after her reign ended, with how rampant sex was, the new king of the abicus bloodline decided to stricten the laws just enough so that sex isnt everywhere at all times, but is allowed during heat or for emergency cases.
they still follow the same laws to this day (in regards of lewd behaviour anyways), but there are times where they have loosen up a bit.
the abicus bloodline is known for their extremely high libido, which can be seen in the current president of pythagorea, Abicus the V. though she is not as horny as her previous relatives, she is still quite randy. she is known to let her breasts out in the open in her office, and she often had sex with many of the members in the office, though she often had sex with the ministry of agriculture, Basilimus.
of course, no countries are perfect, and although pythagoreans are fairly polite, even in their raunchyness, there are always a few bad actors out there, and of course, there will usually be pythagoreans who are not satisfied with how the current sectors are treated, people who doesnt like the fact that the leaders are always members of the abicus family, or over an injustice that was never resolved. still, compared to earth, pythagoreans are noticably more peaceful.
other noteworthy pythagoreans is their ambassador, Tesella. like many other pythagoreans, she is as horny as you'd expect. another one would be Deca, Pythagorea's Military Drill Sergeant.
unlike humans, they have an extremely low fertility rate, which would explain their frantic sexual desires. this is why they have sex as often as possible. some pythagoreans even have a 0% chance of fertility. most of them work on brothels.
due to their high heat, during heat season, pythagoreans start a festival where they celebrate and appreciate all things sexual and consensual, from sex, to toys, masturbation, cumming, ect. of course, all of this while they have sex publically.
pythagoreans was able to make contact with humans for a long time. it started with broadcast of signals, which started with images of each others natures, people, and technology. afterwards, humans learned of pythagoreans heat sessions, and they began sending pornography and nudes. afterwards, they we're able to make contact via portals, and they finally greeted with a handshake, a courtesy handjob and blowjob, and sex (a lot of sex).
sadly, due to current situations on earth, both politically, and usually pathologically (out of the necessary need to prevent diseases to spread out or in) physical contact of pythagoreans and humans rarely happens. and even if it does, its all for important government things.
speaking of entrance, in general, to enter you must understand that:
entrance is extremely strict, so not much people can enter to see pythagorea... unless you come in just to say hello and fuck ambassador tesella! she will happily let you in with open arms, and she will happily help you release any urges you have. if she likes you, she might even call you in once in a while...
note: i was able to get a number of one of the pythagoreans, we talked alot often, hes a cool friend. we send nudes often.
botanists is a species of plant based creatures that has been coexisting with humans for millenia. they are as sentient and smart as humans, though theyre a bit late in the culture department. botanists still keep their traditions that has been running for a long time, and they still live in tribes. some has moved on to city life, and some of them returned back to the tribe because life is simpler there.
botanists and humans are close relatives, believed to split of from one of our ancestors millenia ago, which explains the similarity between humans and botanists. it is unclear how they managed to get energy via photosynthesis. It is assumed that they gotten it from a symbiotic relationship by plants, but some argue that they just... kinda evolved to have plants.
unfortunately, of course, like most things, they have been through alot due to us, either from deforestations, or usually just the usual xenophobic behaviour. however, we have been able to curb and eliminate these issues, and more. now the majority of botanists live peacefully without any prejudice! well, except for the few old people who still hasnt changed their minds.
despite being around for a long time with them, we dont have much information of them, due to the fact that research on them is rare, and theyre known to be fairly reclusive back then. however, with them now being more open, we've decided its prime time for us to learn about them more.
the main botanist variant has a hidden mouth, which only appears when they cant photosynthesize due to a disease, lack of water, or because of the lack of sunlight. when this happens, they will usually eat meat. most mouthed botanists will go out to hunt, normal botanists dont require sustenance when they can photosynthesize, this is why most of them stay in their tribe, though there are some that join in to help out in hunting.
botanists will eat meat until they have enough energy, in which case, their mouths will seal shut again. in an emergency, if they are unable to find any meat, they will resort to blowjobs. due to the fact that theyre used to not having mouths, their blowjobs are usually very sloppy. however, it gets the job done. they will eat any cum, however, they prefer botanist cum.
from our multiple taste tests and blowjobs we've given, their sperm has a distinct sweet nectar esque taste, and further analysis reveal that they are high on carbohydrates and protein. this might be why giving blowjobs tend to happen often with starved botanists. though not a miracle food, theyre filling enough to help botanists continue on their hunt.
there are some clear differences between male botanists and female botanists. male botanist has a normal leaf, while females has a heart shaped leaf. both male and females are fairly equal in size.
because of this, the main variant of botanists speak in sign language. however, although they dont use their mouths, theyre fairly vocal during sex. their moans are fairly audible, though muffled.
unlike most other species, most of the female botanists are the dominant one. all males are submissive. though usually the males are the one who's made as the tribe chief or the tribe healer. we have not discovered why they make the chief or healer male, however. botanists walk around naked daily. an exception would be city dwelling botanists.
like pythagoreans, theyre known for their high libido, and like pythagoreans, they are quite open about it. because of this, they have an interesting ritual they tend to follow before sex. usually it starts with one of the females going to the chief's tent to ask for permission. if that doesnt work, then they will resort to other "methods". all botanist males are very submissive, which makes them easily manipulated and dominated. the submissive nature of the male botanist can be an issue if the female partner wants to be dominated. sex is rarely done privately. its usually done publically outside. its quite often to see multiple botanists having sex outside of their tents. and of course, botanists are allowed to watch couples have sex.
sex is usually done by a male and a female, but the tribe also allows same sex relationships and sexual activity. because in the end of the day, its usually just about having fun and strenghtening some friendships. botanists tend to be very curious and change their interests often, which is why they dont really stick with one specific gender all the time.
during the sex ceremony, any viewing botanists are allowed, if not, reccomended to masturbate, as this is a way to please the goddess of fertility, which would grant them the chance to have sex someday. this also helps botanists to keep their extremely high libido in check, so it wont go overboard.
the botanists are allowed to ejaculate to the mating couple as well. this is considered as a blessing for the couple, though this is fairly uncommon (possibly because its fairly awkward for them). this is why sometimes, you will see a group of botanists masturbate surrounding a mating couple. both female and male botanists are allowed to masturbate when watching, though males are usually the one who cums on the couple. oddly enough, threesomes are fairly rare. this might be because they prefer one to one intamacy, but we have not figured out why yet.
unlike humans and pythagoreans, botanists have a 100% fertility rate. however, after childbirth, they become infertile. this means that afterwards, botanists can have sex without the need to be scared of pregnancy. some females take advantage of this, and uses it to have sex to as much botanists as they can. some city dwelling botanists who no longer has the ability to be fertile work as sex workers. though most of them just live their life as usual, though just abit more friskier.
botanists believe in goddesses. they are usually drawn on murals inside their huts, or for some subspecies, cave walls. most of them are fairly vague, but from the research we currently have, these are what they represent.
note:giving them blowjobs are nice, i love to see them moan and squeal... theyre cute.
there are four known types of botanists:
we have explored regular botanists. we will now look at its variants. most of them follow the same tradition and ceremonies, they just so happen to live differently.
as their name suggests, they live in caves. because of this, most of their leaf parts are now defunct. they still photosynthesize, but they have adapted to live a more carnivourous life. cave botanists have larger pupils than regular botanists, possibly to be able to see better in cave areas. its unclear what caused them to adopt a cave dwelling lifestyle. perhaps its because of convenience, or an abundance of food. compared to regular botanists, they are more agile and nimble to aid with hunting.
unlike regular botanists, they hunt and eat for sustenance. this means their mouths arent covered like regular botanists, and instead look more like regular humans. their mouths have sharp teeth, possibly to rip and tear meat or food. they can make makeshift spears and swords as usual, but some botanists like to just use their mouths, possibly out of convenience. due to the fact that they have access to more sophisticated materials, their weapons are usually more effective for hunting, and has been used for trading and bartering.
like regular botanists, they are fairly vocal. either by speaking, singing (during certain ceremonies), shouting (during fights or to threaten a predator.), or moaning. some cave botanists speak some kind of language, but, like regular botanists, most usually still speak in sign language. city cave dwellers are able to speak fluent english, however. some of them were kind enough to help us in our research. (thanks prof. Acacyn!)
cave botanists live most of their lives in cave systems. they will use any crevice in the cave for their needs. for example, a deep hole could be used as the grave for dead botanists, a small section of a cave can be used as a shrine, or a storage area. despite this, they dont live in seperate rooms or tents like regular botanists, and instead treat the cave as one big shelter for everyone. because of this, everyone can see anyone do anything, including of course, sex.
from what we have experienced interacting with them, they rarely want to give blowjobs, but prefer to lick instead. this could be because they fear of hurting whoever theyre servicing or treating. they prefer other methods such as handjobs and titfucks. like all of the botanists, they dont really care about gender, and just pick whoever they feel like procreating with.
cave botanists are more sensitive on their mouth. we havent been able to find its uses, and some assumed that the sensitivity is because they come from regular botanists, whos mouth tends to be sealed shut. perhaps the permanent opening has left some nerves to be a bit more sensitive, however, some argue that this could be for a more intimate reason. this might be why they tend to kiss alot.
note: kissing them makes them squeal alot, i love them.
Desert botanists, as the name implies, usually live around deserts, or on extremely dry areas. unlike other botanists, they live a nomadic lifestyle. they do not stay in one place, but instead move constantly from one area to the next. like other botanists, they follow the same traditions and ceremonies. because of their nomadic lifestyle, they dont have sex as often as the other botanists, but when they do, theyre really good at it. (occasionally during travel, a pent up botanist can ask for a handjob when walking. though this is very hard and ineffective, it is enough to help them release their pent up horniness.)
desert botanists have large leaves. this might be used to block sunlight from making them feel dry or sweat more. they also seem to somewhat photosynthesize, though its barely effective. Because the areas they inhabit tend to be dry, and rarely have foods, desert botanists are more chubbier than most botanists. this helps them keep a lot of fat, which in turn, aids them in longer journeys. their metabolism is slow, which means that it takes longer for them to lose all that stored fat.
female desert botanists tend to lactate often. in which case, people are allowed to drink from their breasts. we still havent found out if this lactation can be controlled by the female botanists or not. usually this process is non sexual. however, sometimes things get out of hand, and they'll have a long drawn out sex, with a lot of breast fondling. its assumed that this happens as a way to hydrate the whole group.
desert botanists mostly eat insects, which would explain their long sticky tongue and their wide mouths. of course, they dont just eat bugs, and will eat anything given to them. though they use their tounges mostly for food, they also enjoy using it during sex. mostly as a way to jack off their mates, or to tounge someone very VERY deep.
compared to other botanists, desert botanists are the most vocal kind, and will often converse with each other. some groups use their native tounge while others use english, or any other language common around that area. due to their long tongues though, their speech tends to be slurred.
we havent found any reason for this, but their stomach area are extremely sensitive. due to this, their moans and words can be fairly loud during sex, which is caused by their sensitive bellies. this doesnt seem to have any other uses other than to arouse and sexually excite them.
city dwelling desert botanists are different than normal desert botanists. because cities are less dry and hot, they are not as chubby, similar to that of a desert botanist during rainy seasons. city dwelling desert botanists diets are much more different and usually more varied compared to some of the live animals and insects that most of the botanists have to survive off. this causes them to produce less sticky saliva from their mouths. city dwelling botanists also have less sensitive stomachs as well, but can be as sensitive as desert dwelling ones when horny. both city dwelling and desert dwelling botanists have the same tongue, which is why they still have slurred speech.
note: rubbing their bellies make them cum and moan harder. i love to give them belly rubs.
fungal botanists are the most rare, and possibly the least sentient kind of botanist. some might argue that theyre not botanists in the first place.
fungal botanists as their name suggest, has fungal features instead of the usual plant like features. and unlike other botanists, they do not have eyes, which might be caused by the darkness of the caves. since they can only see darkness, and there are nearly no predators, they lose their eyes. analysing their skulls, they still have pseudo eye sockets, though theyre slowly covered by bone. their mouths are different than other botanists, and they cannot vocalize. they can only make short clicks. this suggests that they use echolocation to move. the loss of their larynx and the lack of vocality might also be caused by the lack of predators. they walk by slowly crawling from one place to another.
fungal botanist has a strange way to eat. they have a tube like tongue, which can spew acid. they use this to dissolve their foods, and suck them with said tongue. fungal botanists diet consists of rotting meat and dead plants. this is why theyre often found on the cave botanists grave hole.
fungal botanists are able to have sex asexually and sexually. they usually do sexual physical mating. but if they cant, they will spew out spores instead. though this is useful on specific times, physical mating is more important, and might be necessary for their health. asexual mating will cause their libido to pile up. too much of it, and they will become immobile, and will later starve to death. this is why physical sex is important for them. fungal botanists are the only kind of botanist who never have same sex relationships. because of their blindness, they have to find each others with pheromones. males will only search for female pheromones, and vice versa.
when they feel the scent of their pheromones, they will begin moving to each other untill they meet. in which case, they will start to slowly move and grab each other aimlessly, trying to locate each others genetalia. afterwards, they will slowly have sex. oddly enough, fungal botanists still seem to moan, usually by higher frequencies of clicking.
unlike other botanists, they do not follow any traditions or ceremonies. it seems that these botanists degrade to fit their more simpler life. this means that they act more like animals instead of the smart sentient botanists we know. though there are some hybrids.
fungal botanists are the only kind of botanists whos able to reproduce with different variants. they will give birth to hybrids, though this is rare. for example, a female fungal - cave botanist hybrid was once found. though unclear as to what caused a cave botanist to mate with the fungal botanist, from what we know, he was hunting during heat. this is usually not reccomended, but with the lack of food, he doesnt have much of a choice. after an extremely long time trying to find food, his horniness and his exhaustion took toll of him and he refuged to an empty cave to rest. when he woke up, he noticed that a fungal botanist has wondered to him, possibly due to the scent of his cock. with both being in heat, they started to have sex. he was quite rough, but the fungal botanist seems to enjoy it.
afterwards, he keeps checking with the fungal botanist during hunting season. feeding her food, and occasionally having sex with her. after a couple of months, she gave birth to a hybrid. despite being born from a fungal botanist, the hybrid was fully functional, with no disabilities physically. although the hybrid isnt as bright as the usual botanist, it was able to live a healthy life. As of writing, she is 18, and has prepared to move to the city.
note: do not let botanists suck your dick with their tube tounges, they will think its food and try to dissolve it. it almost dissolved kevins dick!
please remove this off the report, thanks. -K
swamp creatures
these swamp creatures have humanoid like bodies, though theyre more taller. some say that theyre a strange relative to humans.
note: theyre very good at sex. one of them made me cum more than once...
aliens
(set in the future) some are very shy. although we managed to find alot of them when we try to contact pythagoreans, everytime they appear on screen they immediately squeal in embarrasment and turns off the camera before apologizing. when we did finally get full contact with pythagoreans and became member of the intergalactic union, they became way more open with their interests in us...
note: i got abducted by a female alien once, after some sexual experiments i gave her my phone number. still havent gotten any responses yet, though she occasionally sends nudes.
demons and ghouls
theyre oddly sexual beings from the undead world or from hell (which explains alot)
note: tried summoning one, accidentally spawned baphomet. though her breasts are nice and shes quite sexy, getting slapped by her is extremely painfull. though she did gave me her number...
androids and cyborgs
(set in the future) self explanatory, theyre robots/half robots
note: i should buy a sex robot and make her into my wife someday...